Thanks for coming to my poorly made website. I'll save you some time scraping the internet for facts about me and give you a sense of my views and biases. I started writing a chronological biography, but that didn't seem to capture what folks think about me.
Favorite Tool: Hammer of Patience
How Colleagues Describe Me: Calm in Times of Crisis
Moral Position: There is no right or wrong, only consequences.
Currently Studying: Math and Economics